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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I am Tom Kelshaw. I live in Sydney, Australia. I work with the Internet. I can read French but not speak it, and argue about a taxi fare in Portuguese. I like wine, the internet, film, snowboarding and electro music.</description><title>TOMBLG</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @tommyk)</generator><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>WASP Injection Knife vs. Watermelon.
See, this thing has many...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sa_NC-_fvKs&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sa_NC-_fvKs&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;WASP Injection Knife vs. Watermelon.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;See, this thing has many non-lethal, totally legal uses. Great fun at BBQs!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/42979673</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/42979673</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:18:58 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Pes films: Just plain fucken amazing</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qBjLW5_dGAM&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qBjLW5_dGAM&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a title="Pes stop motion videos" href="http://www.eatpes.com/"&gt;Pes films: Just plain fucken amazing&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/42862138</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/42862138</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:08:40 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>[ValleyWag] Which iPhone apps make the most money?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://valleywag.com/5025274/which-iphone-apps-are-making-the-most-money"&gt;[ValleyWag] Which iPhone apps make the most money?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Valleywag re-posts Medialet’s financial projection on which iPhone apps are bringing in the most coin. Of the 12mil+ downloaded so far, they’re using the amount of reviews of each app to guage its “relative volume”, i.e a certain percentage of downloaders will review.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’d say this is a flawed approach, because &lt;a href="http://valleywag.com/assets/images/valleywag/2008/07/iTunesAppsMoney.jpg"&gt;as the chart shows&lt;/a&gt;, it’s the niche offerings (a pilot-training app, LionClock Plus and Omnificus for Freelancers/GTD/Project Management nerds) that are bringing in substantial amounts of reviews.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Seeing as they’re some of the most expensive apps on the store, I’d propose they’re getting the most reviews as customers try to help out the rest of the iPhopne community by a)justifying the price or b)whingeing about how it sucks and they want their money back.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/42512079</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/42512079</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:40:53 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Banksy unmasked ... as a former public schoolboy from middle-class suburbia</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1034538/Graffiti-artist-Banksy-unmasked---public-schoolboy-middle-class-suburbia.html"&gt;Banksy unmasked ... as a former public schoolboy from middle-class suburbia&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/42078729</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/42078729</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:26:06 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>From the “Snack Foods That Sound Like Sex Acts”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/G08JByNzwb9kbk68uCTWXWOA_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;From the “&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulandstorm/sets/72157605164104316/"&gt;Snack Foods That Sound Like Sex Acts&lt;/a&gt;” Flickr group&lt;/b&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/41817030</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/41817030</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:50:05 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Reebok ad feat. some old-school Pumps, nu-skool moves and a tidy...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aRJ3oOaJwYw&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aRJ3oOaJwYw&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.synthlords.com/"&gt;Reebok ad feat. some old-school Pumps, nu-skool moves and a tidy little remix of a Yelle track.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hmmm… isn’t Yelle like, sponsored by Adidas??&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/41045119</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/41045119</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:08:12 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Where the Hell is Matt?
Dancing Matt Harding got paid to make...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zlfKdbWwruY&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zlfKdbWwruY&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Where the Hell is Matt?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dancing Matt Harding got paid to make this viral for “Stride Gum”. Matt dances all over the world and Stride reap the inbound links from YouTube, Matt’s blog and marketing sites.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Content isn’t just “king”, it’s sometimes pretty cheap. This probably cost less in talent and crew fees than most TVCs, let alone those with a big star. Watch the YouTube hits add up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;See: &lt;a href="http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/about.shtml"&gt;http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/about.shtml&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/39386118</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/39386118</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:38:03 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Teens use Google Earth to locate pools for Guerilla Pool Parties.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.smh.com.au/world/teens-use-google-earth-to-locate-pools-20080620-2u2m.html"&gt;Teens use Google Earth to locate pools for Guerilla Pool Parties.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Oh, those were the DAYS, man. As a young turk, living and working in Whistler-Blackcomb, British Columbia, I’d often scurry across the lower trails of Blackcomb mountain to the Marriott or Whistler Chateau Marmont resort for a NINJA HOT-TUB RAID.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;q=whistler-blackcomb&amp;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&amp;sspn=46.543597,76.992187&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;ll=37.0625,-95.677068&amp;spn=46.543597,76.992187&amp;t=h&amp;source=embed" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left"&gt;View Larger Map&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/39250050</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/39250050</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 16:43:36 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Bag Raiders - Fun Punch Video Clip
I love pretty much anything...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fZcmg4-Zm-8&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fZcmg4-Zm-8&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="about:blank"&gt;Bag Raiders - Fun Punch Video Clip&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love pretty much anything these guys do. I even have a special private list. Now i can add “video clips” to that list. And put little love heart as the dots on the i’s.&lt;a href="about:blank"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/39113450</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/39113450</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:17:52 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hilarious print creative for Panadol Menstrual by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/G08JByNzwa13cxtsx17sYOMl_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.frederiksamuel.com/blog/SINGLE_AD_PAGE.php?ad=panadol.jpg"&gt;Hilarious print creative for &lt;b&gt;Panadol Menstrual&lt;/b&gt; by Ogilvy&amp;Mather, Singapore.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/37777616</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/37777616</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:54:29 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>FUrez Hilton outs Michael Caso - Secret blogger discovers the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/G08JByNzw9otrp89YO0MUwIp_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://furezhilton.blogspot.com/search/label/Guido%20Nation"&gt;FUrez Hilton outs Michael Caso - Secret blogger discovers the true identity of the orange guido guy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A snarky Fordham University (NY) student runs a hilarious gossip blog about his own university. The jewel in his tiara is definitely the section “Guido Nation”, where he publishes the true identity of that fake-tan-and-hair-gel guy that everyone laughs at. His name is Michael Caso and he wants to be your freind on Facebook. Go search for him. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/36753056</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/36753056</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:53:22 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>American Ap-perv-el </title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="400"&gt;&#13;
&lt;param name="movie" value="http://current.com/e/88957940" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://current.com/e/88957940" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="400" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gigglesugar.com/1657699"&gt;American Ap-perv-el &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/36478136</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/36478136</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 03:41:29 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>FORTUNE: Fatal bandwidth: AT&amp;T clocks 6 cell tower deaths in 5 weeks</title><description>&lt;a href="http://apple20.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2008/05/28/fatal-bandwidth-6-cell-tower-deaths-in-5-weeks/"&gt;FORTUNE: Fatal bandwidth: AT&amp;T clocks 6 cell tower deaths in 5 weeks&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Remember that scene in Rainman where Dustin Hoffman’s character refuses to fly AA because of their crash statistics, and instead wants to fly QANTAS? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/36445589</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/36445589</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 22:20:52 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>What does your Brand-Day timeline look like?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/janes-brand-timeline-portrait"&gt;What does your Brand-Day timeline look like?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Over on Buzzfeed (a web+MSM buzz/meme aggregator) someone has posted an amazing creation: key brand-experience moments in their life. From the moment they wake up till the moment they sleep, what does a typical day look like to them in respect to the brands they consume, experience and even discuss?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Challenge: &lt;/b&gt;What’s your brand timeline today? You’d need to do this off the top of your head - what you can’t remember is &lt;b&gt;OUT&lt;/b&gt;. It’s obviously not strong enough. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/35998730</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/35998730</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 00:38:08 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Using awesome YouTube mashup app “Timetube”, i love...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cpBzQI_7ez8&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cpBzQI_7ez8&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Using awesome &lt;a href="http://www.dipity.com/mashups/timetube"&gt;YouTube mashup app “Timetube”&lt;/a&gt;, i love that this is the first YouTube clips of Barack Obama. On smoking pot: “I inhaled frequently… That was the point.”</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/35996550</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/35996550</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 00:08:35 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Canadian Teenager's Science Fair Project  discovers method of bio-degrading plastics</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.motherjones.com/blue_marble_blog/archives/2008/05/8323_some_kid_invent.html"&gt;Canadian Teenager's Science Fair Project  discovers method of bio-degrading plastics&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/35984152</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/35984152</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 20:54:29 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>SQL Insert Exploit humour is the second lowest form of humour...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/G08JByNzw9ekrb68Y2eriCEj_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;SQL Insert Exploit humour is the second lowest form of humour (after sarcasm).&lt;a href="http://xkcd.com/327/"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/35954234</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/35954234</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 12:43:24 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Obama Draws Estimated Crowd Of 75,000 In Portland - More than the Pope in NYC</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/18/obama-draws-record-crowd_n_102337.html"&gt;Obama Draws Estimated Crowd Of 75,000 In Portland - More than the Pope in NYC&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;“Portland fire officials estimate 60,000 people are packed inside the park proper and another 10-15,000 are watching outside the gates. Spectators are lining the bridge behind Obama and watching, bikini-clad, from boats on the river.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s no secret that i dig this guy’s style, and it seems like most of Oregon do too. He’s going to dominate that thing, Oregon is so left-wing it’s known as “California’s Canada”. Good people there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, that 75,000 figure is about 20,000 more than the amount of people who saw the pope in Yankee Stadium, inside and out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/35363724</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/35363724</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 08:39:25 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Good idea from the UK - Super-Fast Broadband Via the Sewer...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/G08JByNzw8x5khgySzg3ao1T_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://ecoworldly.com/2008/05/11/super-fast-broadband-via-the-sewer-system/"&gt;Good idea from the UK - Super-Fast Broadband Via the Sewer System &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/34586342</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/34586342</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 08:06:34 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Fake Food: A Baby’s Perspective</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/G08JByNzw81xseu5ox9uQ1Pn_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/04/19/fake-food-a-babys-perspective/"&gt;Fake Food: A Baby’s Perspective&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/32365275</link><guid>http://tommyk.tumblr.com/post/32365275</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:49:28 +1000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
